Arjun
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Is the regime in Iran soon to be toast?
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Arjun
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I bet Iran is going to obliterate every oil field in the Middle East in the coming days and weeks which will send global crude prices rising to a bracket never seen before.
At this point, it seems like it's impossible to tell what's real and what's not...
Today in Iran...
Centcom confirms attack on Irbil base several hours ago. but this footage was after it. There was also attacks from Iraqi militants who are aligned with Iran and It doesn't take much, just a quadcopter with explosives to destroy a base as seen in Ukraine war. Hell even the Taliban is using cheap drones against Pakistan.At this point, it seems like it's impossible to tell what's real and what's not...
Well, it does appear based on target selection that they are just throwing a tantrum like a child. That, or they just don't know how to target legit military assets or they know they can never hit them with impunity. Just, targeting whoever to give the target a bad day.
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LOL, Brits getting bombed so now okay to use their bases. Fucktards!
I don't think anybody expects them to go head-to-head, so they use terrorism for leverage.
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By Lou Sasshole, Chief Hysteria Correspondent — TDS News
WASHINGTON
— In a defiant press conference held mere hours after U.S. and Israeli forces turned Iran’s nuclear sites and leadership bunkers into smoking craters during Operation Epic Fury, President Trump put to rest accusations that yesterday’s strikes were somehow “illegal.”
“These weren’t strikes, folks — come on,” Trump said, arms outstretched, USA hat tilted just right. “The missiles were simply undocumented immigrants looking for a better life in Tehran.
They came in without papers, no visas, nothing. Beautiful migrants. The best. Self-deporting right after delivering freedom and a little regime-change fireworks to the mullahs.”
When a visibly shaken MSNBC correspondent asked about congressional approval, Trump shrugged: “Congress? Please. These dreamers crossed the airspace border, enriched the Iranian people with democracy, took out Khamenei — one of the most evil people in history — and then poof, gone. They’re already contributing to a brighter future over there. Now the great Iranian citizens can finally take their country back, just like I told them to. Tremendous!”
Outraged progressive activists flooded the streets within minutes, waving signs that read “No Missile Is Illegal” and “Abolish Borders and Air Defense Systems.” Rachel Maddow was reportedly seen sobbing into a green-screen map labeled “This Is Fine.”
White House insiders say Trump is drafting an executive order to grant the missiles Temporary Protected Status and fast-track them for citizenship — “once they finish the job, of course.”
TDS News will continue to monitor this developing story until our safe spaces are rebuilt.
WASHINGTON
— In a defiant press conference held mere hours after U.S. and Israeli forces turned Iran’s nuclear sites and leadership bunkers into smoking craters during Operation Epic Fury, President Trump put to rest accusations that yesterday’s strikes were somehow “illegal.”
“These weren’t strikes, folks — come on,” Trump said, arms outstretched, USA hat tilted just right. “The missiles were simply undocumented immigrants looking for a better life in Tehran.
They came in without papers, no visas, nothing. Beautiful migrants. The best. Self-deporting right after delivering freedom and a little regime-change fireworks to the mullahs.”
When a visibly shaken MSNBC correspondent asked about congressional approval, Trump shrugged: “Congress? Please. These dreamers crossed the airspace border, enriched the Iranian people with democracy, took out Khamenei — one of the most evil people in history — and then poof, gone. They’re already contributing to a brighter future over there. Now the great Iranian citizens can finally take their country back, just like I told them to. Tremendous!”
Outraged progressive activists flooded the streets within minutes, waving signs that read “No Missile Is Illegal” and “Abolish Borders and Air Defense Systems.” Rachel Maddow was reportedly seen sobbing into a green-screen map labeled “This Is Fine.”
White House insiders say Trump is drafting an executive order to grant the missiles Temporary Protected Status and fast-track them for citizenship — “once they finish the job, of course.”
TDS News will continue to monitor this developing story until our safe spaces are rebuilt.
Arjun
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Arjun
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