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101 Missiles




Its about Gay Rights




Women in Iran
(blatantly false. Women in Iran freely dress as western women do)





He's going to charge Tolls in Hormuz

 
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Aliens are REAL
 
Trust Trump when you know you can take a Dump ;)

 
^^^^^ Baseball video
Back when ordinary people could afford tickets, and the players were more motivated by love for the game instead of insanely huge salaries.
 
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Greenland




Attack the reporter





Trump gets hardon talking about death and destruction

Trump: We have a plan because of the power of our military, where every bridge in Iran will be decimated by 12 tomorrow night, where every power plant in Iran will be out of business, burning, exploding, and never to be used again. I mean, complete demolition by 12 and it will happen over a period of four hours if we wanted to. We don't want that to happen. We may even get involved with helping them rebuild their nation. And you know what? If that's the case, the last thing we want to do is start with power plants, which are among the most expensive thing. And bridges. You saw the bridge, the bridge went. We were very close to a deal. And then I got a call from Mr. Witkoff, Mr. Kushner and JD saying, I think they're breaking the deal. I said, tell them that's okay, don't worry about it, but tell them to look out their window and watch. And within 45 minutes, I gave the order to knock out the biggest bridge. I gave the order knock out the biggest bridge in, I believe, the Middle East, but the biggest bridge in Iran. And within ten minutes after I gave that order, that bridge was was over.






No secrets





Iranians like being bombed

Reporter: You said Iranians would be mad if you stopped these attacks, but why would they want you to blow up their infrastructure to cut off their power? Wouldn't that be punishing Iranians for the actions of the regime?Trump: They would be willing to suffer. We’ve had numerous intercepts—please, keep bombing.

 
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Calls 90 million people Animals





Search and rescue Mission (LOL - nobody believes this that has spent 10 minutes looking at the facts)

 
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Trump's bummed that you don't want more US soldiers to die so he'll "unfortunately" the American people want them to come home


Trump says he wants to take the Iranian oil but Americans are not willing to die anymore in foreign wars:
“If I had my choice, what would I like to do? Take the oil! Because it's there for the taking, there's not a thing they can do about it. Unfortunately, the American people would like to see us come home.”


 
Trump explains to young kids coloring Easter eggs that they can sell his autograph for $25,000 and rags on Biden

"I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay.""Biden would use the autopen... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!"

 
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