The official "WTF" thread

"we've added a new one to the list: Partner with eggs"


Man !!

I thought that just meant RICH man

well, guess now that eggs are back down in price .. would need to change it to partner with SSDs and DRAM
 
When we're already faced with distracted driving with kids, phones, Apple CarPlay, Android Auto and 12" dash displays, the 27" OLED dash display in the Genesis G70 by Hyundai redefines the term "distraction".......
One description I've heard is that the new cars are smartphones with wheels. My newest is a 2019 model and the poorly designed electronic crap drives me batty. I have a list of "favorites", just sharing one is that the very loud seat belt dinger continues dinging when the car is stopped and in park.
 
Take a small piece of plywood, fill it with long nails, then fling it under a passing truck as it goes by to puncture the tires. Why-- to protect the Sacred Cows from the speeding trucks of course...

 
Take a small piece of plywood, fill it with long nails, then fling it under a passing truck as it goes by to puncture the tires. Why-- to protect the Sacred Cows from the speeding trucks of course...


If I survived that as the driver, I'd hope to be able to come out of the cab with a Remington 870DM loaded with six 00 buckshot shells , ready to empty it on the closest ones responsible.....:mad:
 
LOL... "That's why they gave you a speedometer"
She passed the cop at 100mph. Doh!!


More on this^^^^
Excerpt from below news story :screwy::

Shortly afterward, fellow Olympian Christian Coleman, 29, stopped his black Jeep on the shoulder of the road in front of Richardson's car. He told the deputy he was her boyfriend and walked into the area of the traffic stop, the filing said.
At first he complied with orders to wait by his car, but later he returned and defended Richardson's driving, it said.
Later, another vehicle, driven by fellow Olympic sprinter Twanisha Terry, stopped on the side of the road. Terry, 27, was also told to wait by her car, but both she and Coleman started to speak with Richardson, the affidavit said.
Both were cited for stopping on a limited access highway. Terry complied with the deputy and presented her identification, was cited and left the scene, the affidavit said.
Coleman refused to identify himself and was arrested on a charge of resisting, the affidavit said.

 
I wouldn't call that a "transformation". More like a degradation. And the reason he stopped is there was nothing stupid left to do to himself. I wonder how much he makes being on welfare every month? Taco Bell and the circus wouldn't even hire him
 
I wouldn't call that a "transformation". More like a degradation. And the reason he stopped is there was nothing stupid left to do to himself. I wonder how much he makes being on welfare every month? Taco Bell and the circus wouldn't even hire him
You know his mother is proud of him...lol...who's tha Daddy? haha
 
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I cannot imagine a worse way to kill yourself.

"In a next dispatch, the operator revealed that the man stripped his clothes off and “went headfirst into the fryers.”"

People's comments crack me up...They continued to use the oil? lol

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People's comments crack me up...They continued to use the oil? lol

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Yeah, the "pasta way" was the best, IMO.

They shut the place down for several days. I'll bet they've had a decline in orders for anything deep fried since....yikes! :facepalm:
 
Yeah, the "pasta way" was the best, IMO.

They shut the place down for several days. I'll bet they've had a decline in orders for anything deep fried since....yikes! :facepalm:
I thought that too then my stupid technical mind said, pasta heats in water not oil, lol