SpacemanSpiff
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Thanks for all the efforts upgrading the hardware and systems! 
Post some!!! Let's see her!The majority of the 700ms draw time is spent loading external dependencies.
In regards to the old server, it was not running on flash drives. It was utilizing SAS 15K RPM Hard Drives.
The new box is 100% flash-based storage on a Dell Enterprise server. It is not a Virtual Machine.
I can post some server porn photos from the Data Center, but Mike would need to approve.
As Mike said, we are pinpointing these "opps" errors to three possible scenarios. First issue was dealt a swift ass-whooping yesterday and has been monitored since.
Look forward to getting this place back in good shape for everyone.
Bill
Its funny, ever since I stopped posting crazy young adult stuff (for purely satire reasons), I have yet to notice any server issues on my end. I take that as a good sign as well. I think it is time purge any threads which are irrelevant to the forum especially in the Chit Chat section.I don't see anyone reporting any issues today which I am taking as a good sign!
Need pictures or it never happenedWe spent several more hours digging and making small tweaks, and things are starting to look good from the server's perspective.
Bertha the Server appears to be very happy.
Monday, we will pull the old server out of the rack and perform an official proper burial.
