Intelligent visitor data? Available for Dahua yet? Sex, Age, Height, Etc

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Playing around with this shit would be a full-time job for me. My wife already calls me McGruff

I say it again, this would keep me busy for weeks, possibly even hours! Didn't realize all this was available to the general user. Geez, I'll have to upgrade to VMD cameras to "get the good stuff". My wife is going to kill me. Is there a way to trigger file upload to authorities and people who would enjoy such entertainment in case of my demise?