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So do tell Arjun, were you the one that voted to commission that work of art for your church?The church wants people to procreate to save the human race
Arjun
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The Kama Sutra took the world by storm by biblical proportions. But it wasn't meant to deliver a wrong message. Its "...a guide to human sexuality, love, and emotional fulfillment, not just a sex manual."
Quagmire from Family Guy was committing a sin all along
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SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of the United States and is actually just looking for an excuse to leave California.
In a rare moment of candor, Newsom confided to aides that he would do anything to escape the hellhole of filth and crushing taxes known as California, even if it meant campaigning for president.
"I don't give a rip about being president. I just have to get out of here," explained Newsom. "California is an absolute catastrophe. How do you ruin a state this beautiful? Whoever did it should be held accountable. It's maddening. I'll do whatever it takes to find a one-way ticket away from this dump."
Gavin Newsom Admits He Really Doesn't Want To Be President, He Just Wants To Leave California
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of the United States and is actually just looking for an excuse to leave California.
babylonbee.com
Finally the Onion takeover of Infowars is getting close to complete. They're releasing the good stuff:
TheOnion.InfoWear
The official store from America's Finest News Source. The Onion Store offers clothing, accessories, and gifts for everyone on your list.
store.theonion.com
Finally the Onion takeover of Infowars is getting close to complete. They're releasing the good stuff:
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TheOnion.InfoWear
The official store from America's Finest News Source. The Onion Store offers clothing, accessories, and gifts for everyone on your list.store.theonion.com
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Got this from email Google, I corrected it for them:
Dear Google User,
At Google, we believeyou WE should always be in control of your data. That's why we've built My Ad Center and many Google Account tools, like Privacy Checkup, that make it easy to manage your/OUR data, privacy, and security settings.
Dear Google User,
At Google, we believe
Oh no! I better stock up!
justthenews.com
Not just gasoline and fertilizer, Iran conflict driving up condom prices
The CEO of the world's largest condom producer said that supply chain restraints are depleting stockpiles of condoms and driving up prices.
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