Funny / Satire
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Sybertiger
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I'm guilty as charged...guess that is why she lets me drive us most everywhere...
mat200
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This is NOT posted by the "author" as satire....
My theory is that the REAL reason why the vaxxed are less likely to get into auto accidents is because most of them are holed up in their houses, scared shitless and afraid of their own shadow. If they do venture out and drive they're easily spotted....they're the ones alone in a car, wearing a mask.
Correlation does not prove causation.
I talked with a very old lady (in her 90's) many years ago. She was quite frail and in the Houston summer heat, I was concerned about her getting over heated. She did not have AC in her old home. I offered to buy her a window unit so she could stay cool, but she refused. She told me that AC kills. When I questioned her on this, she stated that every one of her friends that have died, they all had AC. She was rattling off so many names, like 20-30. When asked how they died, she said the AC killed them. But as she talked, some died from cancer (AC caused the cancer), two died in car wrecks (cars had AC), some died in the hospital (of course hospitals have AC), and on and on.
Could not argue with that. 100% correlation.
I talked with a very old lady (in her 90's) many years ago. She was quite frail and in the Houston summer heat, I was concerned about her getting over heated. She did not have AC in her old home. I offered to buy her a window unit so she could stay cool, but she refused. She told me that AC kills. When I questioned her on this, she stated that every one of her friends that have died, they all had AC. She was rattling off so many names, like 20-30. When asked how they died, she said the AC killed them. But as she talked, some died from cancer (AC caused the cancer), two died in car wrecks (cars had AC), some died in the hospital (of course hospitals have AC), and on and on.
Could not argue with that. 100% correlation.