Funny / Satire

[TonyR]

Maybe the rotation adjuster broke....but here's my other question: Aren't most people left-handed that wear their watch on their right? If so, does she shoot better with her right?

I'll wager we'll never know. As my wife often says..."Not my monkey, not my circus".

 

[mat200]

 

[David L]

Oh, yeah.....I forgot about that...the '20 Fusion rotates the gear selector from "R" very quicky to "P".....hopefully I won't accidentally try that doing 20MPH!

Yeah mine puts on the Emergency brake, only goes away when I shut the door.

It is an old habit I had from way back, backing up with door slightly open, looking down at the ground. Don't do it in parking lots just in my driveway, well use to...

It also helped me with trailers, like boat ramps...funny but everyone I knew or saw use to do it, especially with boats...

 

[David L]

Maybe the rotation adjuster broke....but here's my other question: Aren't most people left-handed that wear their watch on their right? If so, does she shoot better with her right?

I'll wager we'll never know. As my wife often says..."Not my monkey, not my circus".

You need to be a Detective, Colombo...

 

[David L]

Man I needed this shirt today at Walmart, had a crazy lady come from the other parking lane on the other side, race around me honking when I parked. She parked two spots over and sat in her car for a long time so I went around back of her car and took a picture of license. Well, she quickly jumped out of her car demanding I delete the picture. I told her NO. She jumped into my face and told me to do something. ??? I told her the picture was incase something happens to my truck. I turned and went to the front of my truck, there she was again. haha, yep glad I got the picture, she said I will take a picture too, I said fine. I turned once again and she yells it is because I am brown. What??? So I turned to her and said I have no idea what color you are or if you were a man or woman, what does that have to do with anything. (Well that was stupid on my part) I turned again, "RACIST" she yelled a few times. As I continued to walk I turned back and said I knew that was coming...the wife told her I was Indian, which I am 1/4 Cherokee but that does not matter.

Here is the funny part, the woman was lighter color than me, I saw no brown, nor did my wife. It was just the fact that we were an old white couple, that was easy to see. Man I hate Walmart, they are a magnet for people like this...

So get this, about an hour or so after this incident I got this my phone while scrolling through YT. Don't tell me Google is not listening to our conversations. This happens all the time, no browsing or looking anything up, no texting, or emailing...only me talking to my wife...

 

[Arjun]

 

[Arjun]

 

[wrapter]

 

[Chokolinho]

 

[juliand]

DEI person there is gonna blow her tits off some day

 

[Arjun]

Looks like a giant d!ldo

 

[VorlonFrog]

 

[TonyR]

So get this, about an hour or so after this incident I got this my phone while scrolling through YT. Don't tell me Google is not listening to our conversations. This happens all the time, no browsing or looking anything up, no texting, or emailing...only me talking to my wife...

The dude at 5:32 will spend A LOT more in repair costs to his Kia than the impound fee would have been if he'd just let them tow it! Plus he'll be without a car for the time it takes to do the repairs....as @looney2ns would say, "What a maroon."

 

[TonyR]

So get this, about an hour or so after this incident I got this my phone while scrolling through YT. Don't tell me Google is not listening to our conversations. This happens all the time, no browsing or looking anything up, no texting, or emailing...only me talking to my wife...

A repost of mine below from Nov. '22:

FWIW, I unplugged 2 Echo Dots in 2020 when, after neither myself or my wife had done any searches online of a specific and unusual topic and that we had discussed that topic verbally only between ourselves......shortly after (like by the next day) when I opened amazon to browse my account / order status page, I received popup suggestions that clearly suggested items that my wife and I discussed privately!​

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I wonder what else had been heard? My political views?​

 

[David L]

A repost of mine below from Nov. '22:

FWIW, I unplugged 2 Echo Dots in 2020 when, after neither myself or my wife had done any searches online of a specific and unusual topic and that we had discussed that topic verbally only between ourselves......shortly after (like by the next day) when I opened amazon to browse my account / order status page, I received popup suggestions that clearly suggested items that my wife and I discussed privately!​

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I wonder what else had been heard? My political views?​

We use to have Google speakers, did not install them here in our new house, still in a box somewhere. Been using Home Assistant Voice PE, a LOCAL Assistant speaker, zero cloud...presently it only turns On/Off lights, gives us time and weather, which works for us. One day I plan to install a Local AI, no cloud.

Anyway, what is happening to us is Google on our Phones are the culprit, listening to us. I could turn it off but I like to use Android Auto and Bluetooth for speech-to-call while driving. Also, it is easy to ask Google for directions while driving. "Navigate to..."

 

[David L]

The dude at 5:32 will spend A LOT more in repair costs to his Kia than the impound fee would have been if he'd just let them tow it! Plus he'll be without a car for the time it takes to do the repairs....as @looney2ns would say, "What a maroon."

Yep, lady at 9:17 $63

Crazy, Uncontrolled Anger make people do stupid things. I cannot lie, that crazy liberal lady got me so mad I said some stupid replies. I got sucked in to the Liberal rant, she push many of my buttons. Sure enough when she did not get her way came out the "Racist" shouting...probably had she not got a foot from my face several times I would of handled it differently. Each time I turned and walked away and said something to my wife, she would come running back up to me.

Looking back, I/we probably should of got back in our truck and drove off to the other end of the big parking lot to get away from this crazy person. Or better yet, stop going to Walmart. I normally drop my wife off while I go towards the back and park and wait on her, this time she wanted me to go in...

 

[observant1]

 

[TonyR]

DEI person there is gonna blow her tits off some day

..or "his' pecker?

 

[Arjun]

Imagine if DMX ran for PREZident back in the day - it would haven unprecedented

 

[Arjun]