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Target Audience: Americans | "Americans want everything big....everything bigly...but we like tiny...look at my RGB...micro-RGB...American consumer brain sooo tiny....they won't see real world difference...but we can sell them anything that is convincing...exploit their ego...and I mean anything" [Source: The Other Side of the World] 
We are the largest consumers in the world. We should be proud because Capitalism works...it just works - we all WIN.. Ever wondered why the CES takes place exclusively in Las Vegas?
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^^^More trash that people will likely never need, but micro-switches in their brains will want them anyway.
Fun Fact: People should explore the wilderness...don't sit like couch potatoes in front of your 130" TV as it will lead to regression and not progression both mentally and physically - this is what these companies want in order to earn more of your hard-earned dollars
We are the largest consumers in the world. We should be proud because Capitalism works...it just works - we all WIN.
. Ever wondered why the CES takes place exclusively in Las Vegas? .
^^^More trash that people will likely never need, but micro-switches in their brains will want them anyway.
Fun Fact: People should explore the wilderness...don't sit like couch potatoes in front of your 130" TV as it will lead to regression and not progression both mentally and physically - this is what these companies want in order to earn more of your hard-earned dollars
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Hey, @bigredfish I think some time ago you said you knew about this aluminum foil trick with cats, right?
All these cats have tightly wound springs!
All these cats have tightly wound springs!
Yep they hate it!
Just the sound drives em nuts. Mine freak out when I tear off a piece in the kitchen to cook on, instant scatter.
Just the sound drives em nuts. Mine freak out when I tear off a piece in the kitchen to cook on, instant scatter.
Vacuum Cleaners for dogs. Our dogs run into my Office, where the vacuum rarely ends up, lol
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Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat
U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in Venezuela, as the latest round of polling showed that deposed dictator Nicolas Maduro had taken the early primary lead as the most popular Democrat.
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