If my pants I decided to wear out in public are too small and it makes my dick hurt because the too small of pants are cutting off the blood circulation to it, the very last thing I would do is have surgery and reduce the size of my dick so that my too small of pants size doesn't hurt it anymore.Why are these stupid fuck women allowed to be a headline? They are not even back page news worthy. They are just plain stupid fucks.......the future generations are doomed.
‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 for one surgeon thanks to tight leggings
Talk about a nip and tuck. More women are opting for surgery, with a price tag of more than $4,000, to be more comfortable in tight athleisure.nypost.com
Hate to be the person to do this. This is the reason why it's called a Dead Short.
Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and tworldnewsdailyreport.com
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Scroll to the bottom of the page........it announces that all articles are satire.........I was just seeing how long it took before somebody read down that far!After the Samsung lawsuit has concluded she'll be suing McDonalds for the Big Mac she lost up there.
Fake News: Woman Did NOT Sue Samsung For $1.8M, Cell Phone NOT Stuck Inside Her Vagina | Lead Stories
Did a woman named Salma Briant from Albuquerque sue Samsung after her phone got stuck in her lady parts when...
Scroll to the bottom of the page........it announces that all articles are satire.........I was just seeing how long it took before somebody read down that far!
