Funny / Satire

 
 
Hmmm...
dial 811 = dig safe
dial nobody = dig secret

Sounds like there is a greater odds of no questions on the latter
In Today's World they would post it on Social Media...
 
I could be wrong but if I am, it's still funny....Dom Deluise was in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Dolly and he remarked on "The Tonight Show" to Johnny Carson when Johnny quipped that she had tiny feet..."Nothing grows in the shade." :lmao: