Fenderman is my mentor,
I must not fail.
He maketh me exhibit mine ignorance before the whole forum.
He telleth me more than I can assimilate.
He lowreth my self esteem before my brethren.
And, yea, though I walk through pages of IPC wisdom,
I do not learn.
Yet he tryeth to teach me.
He writeth posts before me in hopes that I might somehow understand.
He bombardeth my head with IPC integrations.
Yet my mind seizes up.
Surely reboot loops and intermittent connectivity issues shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the school of the IPC forever.
Meet these requirements and you will win a *brand* *new* Western Digital 2TB WD20PURX surveillance drive...
1) Guess (and post to this topic) the Correct Super Secret Response (CSSR) to the above poem.
2) Like a at least one (1) post in this topic.

I must not fail.
He maketh me exhibit mine ignorance before the whole forum.
He telleth me more than I can assimilate.
He lowreth my self esteem before my brethren.
And, yea, though I walk through pages of IPC wisdom,
I do not learn.
Yet he tryeth to teach me.
He writeth posts before me in hopes that I might somehow understand.
He bombardeth my head with IPC integrations.
Yet my mind seizes up.
Surely reboot loops and intermittent connectivity issues shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the school of the IPC forever.
Meet these requirements and you will win a *brand* *new* Western Digital 2TB WD20PURX surveillance drive...
1) Guess (and post to this topic) the Correct Super Secret Response (CSSR) to the above poem.
2) Like a at least one (1) post in this topic.
