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  1. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Solomon Galligan Needs a healthy dose of Ellie Nesler!
  2. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Mr. President Trump; Lie to me once and your credibility is no longer valid.... Even "The Lifebuoy" challenge your mama did to you some 60 or so years ago, didn't take. I can understand Fort Knox especially after "Goldfinger" in 1964, I would spirit away my stash "deeper than 300 feet...
  3. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear President Trump; We know Epstein was a TURD! Well my Dad taught me a long time ago and said, "Son if you play with a turd, you;ll get shit on yourself"! I know you bastards in DC play word games, The nonexistence of "Epstein's Client List" might be, as it relates to "his own personal...
  4. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I think I know why Bongino was hired away from the radio program he had. That silenced his voice on radio across the nation. Now we know why Rush was such a maverick.
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    HOA Experience

    HOAs were made for lazy cities.
  6. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Divert, distract and belittle. Then you know someone's hand was in the "Cookie Jar".
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    Funny / Satire

    Just think, they are trying to get manufacturing back in the good old USA. I hope some can remember when one looked at the label and it said "MADE IN THE USA". You knew one was receiving the best, not some cheap knock-off. Now we are fighting all of those countries to make the cheap shit just...
  8. garycrist

    EmpireTech 10th Anniversary (Summer+Prime Day)Sales

    Bezos; A guy with a dick on his boxes as well as a dick for a "rocket ship?". What would you expect!
  9. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    It is a shame so many people have a bad taste in their mouths from the prior administration, that carries on today!
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    Progressive Liberal Hypocrisy

    I think I'll vote for Henry Fonda. At least he had the guts to bomb New York City!
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    Arjun, where are ya?

    Just think, after that teacher served up all of the"hostess with the mostess", one could spend the next class period in "Health Class". I wonder if they get to see the Drippy Dicky movie with the State of Ohio car crash bloody gore.
  12. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    As Yogi Berra once said,"It's deja vu all over again"! The dems are broke again, For our younger generations, back in 1968 in Chicago, the dems had a disastrous convention. Riots and unease were the capital of the day. They not only lost to Richard Nixon but were so broke they needed a LARGE...
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    Funny / Satire

    An oldie but goodie...
  14. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    After watching the "Governator" of New York on TV today, I swear she looked like one of the manikins from the Nevada Atomic Test site. I just can't tell if it is before or after the "brilliant flash". Especially with her crooked painted on eye brow.
  15. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    In my opinion, on releasing dangerous bulls would be, OLE'!!!
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    I bet a lot of you belong to the "HVAC crapped out at the worst time" club.

    Was your compressor one of those bell shaped and run at a slow 1750 RPM?
  17. garycrist

    UFOs, Aliens, Extraterrestrials, Advanced Technology and Other Associated Weirdness

    I saw the funniest jets way back then. We had a guy in our radio club that worked at the "Skunk Works" doing very high frequency stuff. When I asked him about what I saw out at scout camp, he turned white as a ghost! He told me not to mention this to anyone else as it was top secret. A couple...
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    I bet a lot of you belong to the "HVAC crapped out at the worst time" club.

    It is not the direct strike that causes ALL of the damage it's the leaders rising from every pointed and elevated or conductive object in the area that helps too. All kinds of funny places for over-voltage to rise it's ugly head. It used to be the telephone lines, as most of the modem users...
  19. garycrist

    The NFL is GAY

    Sure is funny that all of the alphabets only make up about 3% or so of the population. Unless they throw in the rest of the PERVERTS. Then they might get up to 5%.
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    Funny / Satire

    We know the Democrats are in a quandary over leadership. Someone suggested they were a "Micky Mouse" organization and they should look in that direction to win back what they have squandered. But, rest assured. It has been discovered all of the Disney Characters are gracing the noses of WW2...
  21. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    The Supreme Court is worthless and paid off with bribes. The only reason they are where they are, is because they have "mastered the art of bribery". Else they would not be SUPREME!:idk:
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    Funny / Satire

    @gwminor48 Bloated budget at the NCO club?
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    bidens incredible transition to electric cars

    Q: How many humans would run into a painted wall? A: Do they have a cell phone in their hands?
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    one or more mandatory SOAP header blocks not understood message from ODM ??

    Go ahead and hit the (advanced) button and continue. The Browsers do not like the "old calls" of the cams.
  25. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    It is bad in Richardson as we escaped back in 2002! Did you know that the Sonic in Richardson sells Turkey Bacon. It was already getting BAD! The younger anal pores of young males was already evident. BTW Plano is next. Those of that faith in that area, are in that area are TOXIC to humanity.
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    New vehicles are crap and private equity groups are the reason

    I have Kingsford Corn Starch!
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    New vehicles are crap and private equity groups are the reason

    And I always thought asphalt was a rectal disease.
  28. garycrist

    New vehicles are crap and private equity groups are the reason

    The things found on modern gasoline engines were "race-car" stuff of not that many years ago! Fuel injection replaced the calibrated fuel leak called a carburetor. Low tension, thin rings call for a premium grade of oil. Carbon is a killer of Direct injection injected engines too. This calls for...
  29. garycrist

    New vehicles are crap and private equity groups are the reason

    NO IT WAS THE EPA!!! President Trump rolled back the EPA Automotive regs back to 2020 specs. What has killed us with all of the itty-bitty motors, was the CO2 emissions as the catalytic converters have scrubbed about everything else out. Also cuss the bastards at California Air Resources Board...
  30. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    With all of the doom and gloom being foisted upon us by ALL of the "news sources", I am amazed there is any Oxygen left in the atmosphere to breathe!