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  1. garycrist

    What the hell is this?

    Light travels @ 3,000,000 meters per second or 186,000 miles per second or something one might hold in one's hand to explain it. A ruler. Light travels 11.84 inches in one nanosecond. Don't blink.
  2. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I have had a lot of fun with these democrat Ocean Toads and the Cat Ladies. Not only are they shaving their heads, but also tattooing blue wrist bands and now refusing sex with sane people. (hope those batteries are up to date). Of course in a conversation with my wife she said "We at least...
  3. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Politicians Misfits and Funky Generals: When on this Veteran's Day, most of us did not answer "The Call". We were drafted. Drafted to die in some endless war. We served so you could make money as YOU ALL sucked us dry of our Fathers', Mothers', Sons' and Daughters' blood or lives, jobs and...
  4. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Oprah sold you out for a few dollars "girlfriend"..:smash: So now she is a HOOKER too!!
  5. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    We must all agree that soon to be Ex-Vice President Harris, should keep her head down and her mouth doing what got her where she is today.
  6. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Didn't Cornyn make a bunch of $$$ off the Tobacco Settlement in TEXAS?
  7. garycrist

    Bullet vs. wall-mounted turret

    Yes, bullets have more room inside for more or better features.
  8. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    On pardoning Hunter Biden. Shall we ask the hundreds of people sent to the DC Dungeons over the FAKE J6th BS by the Bidens?
  9. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I just heard VP Harris will be joining the "Dan Quayle Institute of Political Obscurity" to further her fight.....
  10. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Madam Vice President: We now have an opening for you on our team and look forward to your employment. Unfortunately we lost our last person who's position you will be filling as he has moved on to another position serving people. We will be starting you on your way up in our organization...
  11. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    She has her head down and working on a release of some friends.
  12. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    TCM and old black and white movies. No machine guns or bleating hearts! (Pun)
  13. garycrist

    Happy Halloween! I got a rock...

    I would fill it with pretty rocks from a rock shop.
  14. garycrist

    Need waterproof camera advice for rv

    Most of the cam are "waterproof". Just make sure you use plenty of dielectric grease on the RJ45 connector for a POE camera. hint (No WIFI)
  15. garycrist

    Can you ID this Halloween pumpkin thief ?

    No campaign hat, so it's not Smoky.
  16. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I know about swallowing Watermelon Seeds but punkin' seeds?
  17. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    In the immortal words of Kung Fu (David Carradine) "Not so fast grasshopper. They are not practicing emergency helicopter rescues at the White House. Installing more security measures. Have a GAZILLION LEACHES that would loose their job. The real question would be who does not want to...
  18. garycrist

    Mental Illness - This is what it looks like

    It is tough to get gasoline to light with a cigarette. You may even extinguish your cigarette in a puddle of gasoline too! Now if the fuel is vaporized, ( the vapor is heavier than air) the mixture is just right and the cigarette is close to the ground then boom.
  19. garycrist

    NVR problème

    If it is HDMI, unplug the hdmi while the NVR is running for 30 seconds and replug in.
  20. garycrist

    Are you paying attention?

    I guess we will have to do it again...