Damn. Rest In Peace!! IDK what else to say. THANK YOU FOR AWESOME ENTERTAINMENT!
Chuck Norris Gone....
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Oh wow--- the memes are going to be great with this one!
The Boogie Man won't have to check his closet tonight for Chuck Norris.
I thought about this some more and came up with that and these.
Chuck Norris has replaced St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
You will now be Round House kicked into Hell.
I thought about this some more and came up with that and these.
Chuck Norris has replaced St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
You will now be Round House kicked into Hell.
I hope he doesn't find out I bought my Chuck Norris "Total Gym" used for $100 bucks.
The actual reason he didn't make it out of the hospital? They couldn't get any needles into his arm. They all bent instead of piercing.
I should expect a Round house kick by the Ghost of Chuck Norris for making new Chuck Norris Facts later tonight. I better sleep with the Light on.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the light, he turns the Dark off.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the light, he turns the Dark off.
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R.I.P.
This text is from our Tree guy, John stating:
He drove by Chuck Norris place yesterday and noticed the gates were open, he said they are normally closed.
This text is from our Tree guy, John stating:
He drove by Chuck Norris place yesterday and noticed the gates were open, he said they are normally closed.
His Ranch is in Navasota Texas...Lone Wolf Ranch.
As far as I can tell, the man had a great life. He will be missed, but well thought of. The last movie I saw him in was Expendables 3. Hilarious.
Will never forget him and Bruce Lee...
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Cute, but his actual birth date seems to be March 10, 1940. Still one of the greats.
I didn't want to say this as it will clue people in about me being at the Gettysburg Address....
In the eyes of a ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
Jimmyjames
Pulling my weight
Lots of humorous comments here but let’s not forget that Norris was one of the very few action heroes that could actually back it up. The guy was legit all the way around. One of the top American martial artists of all time.
Yes. And he was good natured about it all. A lot of free publicity if played well, ( which he did). He probably got years more of attention than most Sunsetting Actors and product endorsers with the Chuck Norris Facts. He was very good humored about it on Late night Talk shows.
There are no Ahnold Schwarzenegger or Sly Stallone Facts web pages, Because Chuck Norris knows HTML and C+ and crashes them from the Web every night while they sleep, waiting in the Boogie-mans closet. He Never sleeps, He waits.
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