Sorry, Bill de Blasio. The Times Square whose "family friendly" nature you're trying to preserve has a pretty sordid past.
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Times Square, NY in the 1970's before it all had to be cleaned up so that American Youth wouldn't be brainwashed, reproduce, and multiply. It worked a decade or two before the Internet became alive.
I almost walked into one on 44th Street and 8th Avenue a few months ago "by mistake" - I thought I was walking into a CVS pharmacy - Google Maps misled me
Apparently, lots of fine natural girls back in the day - no fake tan lines, no hipster vibes, tattoo-less, no breast / buttock implants; no botox bullshit; things were very fine back in those days; natural odor was a plus too (pheromone-secreting) too; a little bit of hair on the pits, chin, and bush was considered okay back in those vintage days; girls back then had a natural polite personality. Nowadays, such girls are after the money - annihilating certain men; rinsing and repeating. Its disgusting.
When I was a kid we had a store called Yard Birds. They had a 60' tall bird mascot and you could drive between its legs with your car. On a 95F day in 1976 there was a car fire at the store. Guess where the car was? Yep between the birds legs. The bird was freshly varnished and burned down in like 10 minutes.
And according to Google, that inflationary calc would be a bargain:
In 2026, the average total cost for childbirth in the U.S. (including prenatal care and delivery) is projected to be around $20,000 to over $30,000. Out-of-pocket expenses for insured patients generally range from $2,000 to $3,500 for vaginal births and higher for C-sections, depending on deductibles. Without insurance, costs can exceed $50,000 for hospital stays.