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OK, I'm officially old. I noticed in the photo that her left eye droops a little. What's wrong with me !? In my defense my wife had a droopy eye, ptosis, and had surgery for it. Turns out Sydney's is due to a childhood accident that required stitches.
 
OK, I'm officially old. I noticed in the photo that her left eye droops a little. What's wrong with me !? In my defense my wife had a droopy eye, ptosis, and had surgery for it. Turns out Sydney's is due to a childhood accident that required stitches.
A woman with eyes such as hers, I call them 'Bedroom Eyes' Actually, everything on her is for the bedroom! :)
 
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OK, I'm officially old. I noticed in the photo that her left eye droops a little. What's wrong with me !? In my defense my wife had a droopy eye, ptosis, and had surgery for it. Turns out Sydney's is due to a childhood accident that required stitches.
You look at a woman's eyes? haha, I don't even know my wife of 30 years eye color...haha...just kidding...

I remember at the RenFair Texas Renaissance Festival, eyes were painted on women's chest, haha. How many times have I been told "My Eyes are Up Here" haha
 
Jealousy...

There is an old joke here for Texas A&M, Aggie Joke, there are/were many of them back in the day.

You know when you are getting close to Aggieland when the sheep are backing up to the fences...
 
 
Was going to post in WTF Thread, but it for sure goes here...

 
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