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Arjun, where are ya?
I had a craft single in my drawer from the early 90's until it broke in half. That was about 4 years ago. It may still be around here somewhere if my wife didn't throw it out.. -
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A doctor stumbles up to the bar rail and jams his elbows down and puts his head in his hands and begins to mumble " I am so going to lose my license!" The bar tender comes over and asks him, " Bad Day?, what's going on? What's the matter?" The doc says " I had fucked three of my patients... -
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The young couple are in bed and nearly asleep, when the man rolls over to his wife and says " Hey, how about a good night fuck?" Barely awake, she tells him ' Not tonight, I have a gynecology appointment in the morning" As he starts to roll back, he asks "Do you have a dentist appointment too?" -
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A young kid was helping a woman push her grocery cart out to the parking lot. As they walked, she told him, "You're pretty cute for a cart pusher, when we find my car, I've got an itchy pussy" Without missing a step, the kid said, "I don't know what that is, all those Japanese cars look the same... -
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One of the stores near me has a sign " Bathing suits 1/2 off!" Personally, I hope it's the front half.. -
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My wife tells me. "Sometimes, you can be a real idiot!" Finally, someone gives me permission. -
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Florida MAN! from the believe it or don't file -
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Here's a little song that goes along with the video above... " I wish I was you're bicycle seat" -
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This would be a "coyote morning" situation. You'd rather chew you're arm off than wake her up.. -
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I think you can really buy these adult toys based on your fondest childhood memories. https://shampoooty.com/ -
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Troubleshooting Sub stream blink in Black and white at night
well crap... It's pretty dark at the moment and not about to get any darker. I mentioned earlier that I turned WDR off for night view. The blinking has stopped, but I'm not 100% sure if it was just the WDR or ? For me, there is nothing worse than fixing something and then not knowing exactly... -
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Troubleshooting Sub stream blink in Black and white at night
NOW there's a bright lights on the garage across the street. The garage wasn't so bright when their lights were working before they started to die. They do have a motion sensor light (with camera?) in the middle of the garage. The other source is a yard light on a 6 foot pole with a 17W LED... -
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Arjun, where are ya?
If you're cremated after you die, you can have your ashes put into an hourglass so that you can still participate in family game night.