Funny / Satire

[observant1]

 

[jpc-s4]

I did something like this back in college many moons ago (is it really close to 40 years? ugh!). I was in a toy store, found a stuffed bear with a tail, pulled it around and said to my GF at the time, "this is a boy bear!" Some other dude walking by laughed his ass off, and got smacked by his wife for it.

 

[Chokolinho]

 

[Arjun]

 

[VorlonFrog]

 

[Chokolinho]

 

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[David L]

I did something like this back in college many moons ago (is it really close to 40 years? ugh!). I was in a toy store, found a stuffed bear with a tail, pulled it around and said to my GF at the time, "this is a boy bear!" Some other dude walking by laughed his ass off, and got smacked by his wife for it.

Was in a store recently that had old toys, there was an Etch-a-Sketch that someone drew a penis on, I quickly erased it before any more kids saw it. My wife got on to me saying someone may of thought I did it since I had it in hand, or a camera. My luck, could of happened...
Yes, in my youth I did stupid things like this, sure it was some teens that did this. God I hope, now adays way too many weirdos out there though...

 

[David L]

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Post in thread 'Sharia, Islam, Muslim .. pay attention to your blind spots'

Monday at 7:48 AM

Wow what a turnout....what I found interesting is many of the people interviewed want actually what Trump is doing here to happen there. We have almost zero Border crossing since Trump took office which shouts how crooked the previous administration was...



Fight, Fight, Fight we out number the Elites we need to stop their slavery of us...

And if anyone wonders why I posted this here it is ALL about the Islamic invasions in the West...

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[David L]

Sending this to my son, he was a big CS player and everything was Gay, it was their saying back then. Dad, that is gay, I have heard this a million times....

 

[wrapter]

Sending this to my son, he was a big CS player and everything was Gay, it was their saying back then. Dad, that is gay, I have heard this a million times....

Lol, the folks who stay in the spawn point are gay, whether CS2 or BF3/4. I used to switch to enemy team bail out of the jet over my base, use the blow torch or C4. To kill campers who are in the vehicles that cost the whole team the win.

 

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[mat200]

Dig on TMZ .. Trash Media Zombies .. LA Major Election related ..

 

[Arjun]

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Blame it on the cats - its always the cats

 

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[samplenhold]

That's one way to ensure an enhanced search.

 

[David L]

Lol, the folks who stay in the spawn point are gay, whether CS2 or BF3/4. I used to switch to enemy team bail out of the jet over my base, use the blow torch or C4. To kill campers who are in the vehicles that cost the whole team the win.

Been playing BO7 lately and you can tell when the kids get home from school there will be a ton of campers...they like to wait till you walk by them so they can shoot you in the back...they always turn on Counter UAV too so you can't tell they are there...

 

[Arjun]

An Aussie Staple - tastes better with a couple of cigarette buds to give it that smoky flavor - helps prevent the breath smelling like ass after ingestion

 

[SJGUSMC21]

An Aussie Staple - tastes better with a couple of cigarette buds to give it that smoky flavor - helps prevent the breath smelling like ass after ingestion

I've eaten a lot of different stuff in my life...to include monkey and dog, but have never tried Kangaroo. I can't stand Ostrich...freak'n dry as hell, which means its probably good for you! Who knows....might be good. Have you ever had Balut? If you haven't, then I wouldn't say anything bad about Kangaroo meat until you have. OMG.... Amazing what you will do with 2 pitchers of Mojo in your belly.

And lets not EVEN discuss all of the buttholes, nutsacks and vagina's from cows that goes into hotdogs.....

So yeah, that Kangaroo meat is looking pretty good about now.