Dear Madam Vice President:
We now have an opening for you on our team and look forward to your employment.
Unfortunately we lost our last person who's position you will be filling as he has moved
on to another position serving people. We will be starting you on your way up in our organization.
Who knows maybe you may overcome the glass ceiling and become President of these United States
of America.
Signed...
Ronald McDonald.
P.S. You will be working the French Fry Station......No human contact too!
We now have an opening for you on our team and look forward to your employment.
Unfortunately we lost our last person who's position you will be filling as he has moved
on to another position serving people. We will be starting you on your way up in our organization.
Who knows maybe you may overcome the glass ceiling and become President of these United States
of America.
Signed...
Ronald McDonald.
P.S. You will be working the French Fry Station......No human contact too!








