Less road rage from the impatient ones.
Young snowflakes become harder to melt.
Snowflakes get less susceptible to trigger words.
Fewer safe spaces are needed.
Fewer emotional support animals, you know, cows, pigs, goats, chickens, lamas, sheep, ducks, show up on airlines and in restaurants than in the past.
People actually start getting drivers training before getting their grubby mitts on keys to a behemoth Ford F250 with Dualies.
That my 11 grandkids don't grow up to be snowflakes or need safe spaces.
Young kids will start to go outdoors and get familiar with that big red ball in the sky, that is such a mystery.
Helicopter parents, will do less hoovering and more mentoring their kids.
I would give a complete and honest review of the prize, and best of all.......I would do it for FREE, no charge, gratus, nada. But afterwards I may need to charge a fee for disposal of said prize.

Promise I will not implicate Andy in said review of said prize.