We are going to need some subtitles here...would love to know what that conversation was like.
		
		
	 
Too easy, it went something like this...
(Disclaimer:  Names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of individuals)
Scene 1
Pippi Longstocking:  (thinking)  This is too easy.  Getting paid tonight!  Where should I go... ok, let's check these cars here... damn!  locked (sad face).  Wait, how about these??? (covers face, looks down, slowly approach and checks doors)  Bingo!!!
Pippi Longstocking:  (happy) I knew it!  (thinking)  This is soooooooo easy...  I'm a bad boy! (grins)
Zorro: (working at his computer)  Wait! (approach monitor for closer look)  Is that my wife?  Son?  WTF!!! (takes off like a cheetah)
No lock doors queen (aka, wife):  (while watching tv in living room, noticed flash of light go by and thinks to herself)  WTF was that?  Humm... nvm, I must continue to ignore hubby with his continuous nagging about everything!  (roll eyes back to tv)
Pippi Longstocking:  (thinking)  I'M A BAD BOY!!! I'M A BAD BOY!!!
Scene 2
Zorro:  (looks closely at individual)  Unknown identity!  ATTACK!
Pippi Longstocking:  (eyes wide open)  Oh damn!  You got me.
Zorro:  WTF are you doing?
Pippi Longstocking:  My bad.  You got me.  Let me go.
Zorro:  Your bad?  Don't worry, I'll let you go when the cops get here!  (yells at NLDQ)  CALL THE COPS!  CALL THE COPS!
No lock doors queen (aka, wife): (still watching tv ask kids)  Do you hear something?
Zorro:  NLDQ!  CALL THE COPS!
Pippi Longstocking:  Please let me go.  Here, take my phone.
Zorro:  (shakes head in disagreement)  I don't need your *#%ing phone!  Keep your hands down!  Don't move!
Pippi Longstocking:  I'm 14!  Let me go!
Zorro:  Don't worry, I'll let you go pretty soon.  (yells) CALL THE COPS! Keep your hands down!
Pippi Longstocking: (waiting for an opportunity)  SNAP!  Ha ha, I got you!
Zorro:  (beast mode)  YOU MOTHER$&%^!  KARASH! BAM! POW!
Pippi Longstocking:  (screams)  SORRY!  SORRY!  I want my mommy (fake cry)  waaa, waaa...  I'm 14!  I'm going to sue you!
Zorro:  Keep your hands down!
Pippi Longstocking:  (begging mode)  Let me go...  I want my mommy!  waaaaaaa... waaaaaaa...  Let me go... (hears siren)  LET ME GO!!!  (struggles)  LET ME GO!!!
Zorro:  Don't worry, I'll let you go pretty soon.  (yells) KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN!
Scene 3
Robocop [thanks @
badmop] :  (runs in style and yells with high pitch voice) Get on the ground!
Pippi Longstocking:  waaaa...waaaa.....
Robocop:  STOP CRYING!  (slaps Pippi) <- fictional event added to script
Zorro:  (thinks)  I wish Robocop would slap this little punk...
Robocop:  (calls dispatch)  Yeah, 10-4... subject is in custody.  All secure.  I got this! (winks)
Zorro: (talks to robocop)  I have video footage of the event.  Let me go inside and put something together real quick.
Robocop: 10-4 .  Everything is under control (winks)
Zorro: (rolls eyes)
Final scene
Robocop:  (while inside vehicle with Pippi)  ...  <-unknown conversation
Pippi Longstocking:  waaaa....waaaa......
Robocop:  (cell phone rings)  Give me a second.  It's my supervisor.  STOP CRYING!
Pippy Longstocking:  HOUDINI!
Robocop:  OH SNAP!  (runs slow)
Pippy Longstocking:  HA HA!!!  SAYONARA SUCKERS!!!
Robocop:  (calls dispatch)  ahhhhh... yeah.... well.... can you send the k9 unit and helicopter this way?
Dispatch:  What happened?
Robocop:  HOUDINI!
Think I got most of it cover... Might be missing some details here and there, but you get the picture. 
Roger out!